THIS IS COMEDY BABY, READ IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!!
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THIS IS COMEDY BABY, READ IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!!
by mervhage » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:20 am
So I'm pissed off b/c I just busted 42 in $30 PLO hi/lo tourney and top 40 pay (on Party). I'm cursing and I'm so mad b/c the way several hands ended up, could have easily gone my way and I would have placed at least ITM.
Naturally, I lose to the same asshole who forced me out a few hands earlier from what would have been a scooped pot for me.
I'm PISSED PISSED PISSED PISSED!!! These fuggin donks don't even know how to play the game these clueless fucks.
Anyways, in spite of several recent threads about blowing off steam at low level sngs, I decide to do just that. I jump onto Stars $3 sng and figure all in every hand, fuck it, I don't care.
The following is the HAND FOR HAND. I swear to God I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. By the way, I was laughing so hard the whole time, this is really a good remedy. ENJOY!
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #3630194355: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 00:59:12 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: chubbys 1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: jess193 (1500 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 10
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ah:
]
mervhage: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
chubbys 1: calls 1500 and is all-in
john9838: folds
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee has timed out
Munsee: folds
Munsee is sitting out
lee1130: folds
jess193: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:2s:
]
john9838 said, "lol"
Munsee has returned
*** TURN *** [2s 4c Jd] [:9h:]
jess193 said, "lmao"
lee1130 said, "oh"
*** RIVER *** [2s 4c Jd 9h] [:6d:]
lee1130 said, "my"
lee1130 said, "god"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Ah:] (a pair of Aces)
chubbys 1: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Jack)
mervhage said, "good cal"
mervhage collected 3030 from pot
mervhage said, "call"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [2s 4c Jd 9h 6d]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [Ah Ad] and won (3030) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: chubbys 1 showed [Tc 3h] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 6: john9838 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: jess193 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #3630205693: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:00:21 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (3030 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: jess193 (1500 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 10
mervhage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ad:
]
john9838 said, "nice play screwball"
lee1130 said, "there's 1 at every table!"
john9838: folds
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: calls 20
jess193: raises 40 to 60
budzzzz: folds
john9838 said, "yep"
pierre_poker: folds
jess193 said, "at least"
StHighPlayer: calls 50
mervhage: raises 2970 to 3030 and is all-in
lee1130: folds
jess193: calls 1440 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:4h:
]
*** TURN *** [4h 7s Jc] [:4s:]
*** RIVER *** [4h 7s Jc 4s] [:Ah:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Ad:] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
jess193: shows [:Jh:
] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
mervhage collected 3080 from pot
mervhage said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3080 | Rake 0
Board [4h 7s Jc 4s Ah]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) showed [Ad Qd] and won (3080) with two
pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 6: john9838 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop
Seat 10: jess193 showed [Jh Kh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #3630215548: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:01:21 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1420 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (4610 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1480 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 10
john9838: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:4h:
]
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: calls 20
john9838 said, "2"
lee1130 said, "well, at least we know early on who sat in the lucky
seat!"
lee1130: calls 20
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: calls 20
mervhage: raises 4590 to 4610 and is all-in
john9838: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage said, "i just came to blow off steam"
mervhage collected 100 from pot
lee1130 said, "are you gonna do this every hand???"
mervhage: shows [4h Ah] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) collected (100)
Seat 6: john9838 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop
*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #3630221758: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:01:58 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (4690 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1460 in chips)
john9838: posts small blind 10
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ad:
]
mervhage said, "yes"
Munsee: folds
lee1130 said, "cos it's really getting annoying!"
lee1130: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: calls 20
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage: raises 4670 to 4690 and is all-in
john9838: calls 1470 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
pierre_poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [:2s: 
]
john9838 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [2s Kh 5c] [:8h:]
*** RIVER *** [2s Kh 5c 8h] [:Js:]
mervhage said, "thisis funny"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
john9838: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage: shows [:Ad:] (a pair of Aces)
mervhage collected 3000 from pot
lee1130 said, "gotta love it....."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [2s Kh 5c 8h Js]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) showed [Ad Ac] and won (3000) with a pair of
Aces
Seat 6: john9838 (small blind) showed [Tc As] and lost with high card
Ace
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #3630228567: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:02:40 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (6210 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1460 in chips)
Munsee: posts small blind 10
lee1130: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Td:]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 6190 to 6210 and is all-in
StHighPlayer is sitting out
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage collected (50)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: lee1130 (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #3630233202: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:03:08 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (6240 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1440 in chips)
lee1130: posts small blind 10
budzzzz: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kd:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 6220 to 6240 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: calls 1430 and is all-in
budzzzz: folds
*** FLOP *** [:3s: 
]
lee1130 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [3s Qd 6s] [:As:]
mervhage said, "this is igged"
*** RIVER *** [3s Qd 6s As] [:7c:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lee1130: shows [:Jc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage: shows [:Kd:] (a pair of Kings)
mervhage collected 2900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2900 | Rake 0
Board [3s Qd 6s As 7c]
Seat 1: budzzzz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage showed [Kd Ks] and won (2900) with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 (small blind) showed [Jc 8c] and lost with high card
Ace
*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #3630239333: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:03:46 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (7700 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 10
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kc:
]
mervhage: raises 7680 to 7700 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage collected (50)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #3630241656: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:04:00 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1380 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (7730 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 10
mervhage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6h:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: raises 80 to 100
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: calls 100
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage: raises 7630 to 7730 and is all-in
Munsee: calls 1370 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [:As:
]
*** TURN *** [As 9s 4h] [:7h:]
*** RIVER *** [As 9s 4h 7h] [:3h:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:6h:] (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
Munsee: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage collected 3050 from pot
mervhage said, "this is unreal"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3050 | Rake 0
Board [As 9s 4h 7h 3h]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) showed [6h 5h] and won (3050) with a
straight flush, Three to Seven
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee showed [Tc Jh] and lost with high card Ace
*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #3630248782: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:04:44 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9310 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Qc:]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9280 to 9310 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
mervhage said, "this is comedy"
mervhage collected 60 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
Soulcaddy said, "u can have my 15 lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) collected (60)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #3630253700: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:12 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9340 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1450 in chips)
Soulcaddy: posts small blind 15
budzzzz: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6d:]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9310 to 9340 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
pierre_poker said, "stupid guy"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #3630256125: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:27 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1450 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9385 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
budzzzz: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:5c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9355 to 9385 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage said, "i said i came to blow off steam"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage collected (75)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #3630258219: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:40 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1435 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1330 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9430 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:3c:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 9400 to 9430 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: calls 1435 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage said, "big mistake"
*** FLOP *** [:2h:
]
*** TURN *** [2h Qs Kd] [:8h:]
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs Kd 8h] [:9s:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:3c:] (a pair of Deuces)
budzzzz: shows [:As:
] (a pair of Queens)
mervhage said, "boooo"
budzzzz collected 2915 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2915 | Rake 0
Board [2h Qs Kd 8h 9s]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) showed [As Qc] and won (2915) with a pair of
Queens
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [3c 2d] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #3630263641: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:13 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1340 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (7995 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8s:]
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 30 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 14 **************
PokerStars Game #3630265508: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:25 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (8010 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Jh:
]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 7980 to 8010 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: calls 1405 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:Qh:
]
*** TURN *** [Qh 2c Js] [:Qd:]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2c Js Qd] [:Tc:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Jh:] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Soulcaddy: shows [:7d:] (a pair of Queens)
mervhage collected 2870 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2870 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 2c Js Qd Tc]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [Jh Th] and won (2870) with two
pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) showed [7d As] and lost with a pair of
Queens
*********** # 15 **************
PokerStars Game #3630271014: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:58 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (9445 in chips)
budzzzz: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9415 to 9445 and is all-in
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
mervhage said, "wow"
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage said, "this is fun"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
*********** # 16 **************
PokerStars Game #3630273541: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:07:13 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2900 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1285 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (9490 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:7c:]
mervhage: raises 9460 to 9490 and is all-in
budzzzz: calls 2900 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:6c: ]
mervhage said, "yes!!!!"
*** TURN *** [6c Qc 9c] [:6h:]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qc 9c 6h] [:5d:]
mervhage said, "what were you thinking?"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:7c:] (a flush, Queen high)
budzzzz: shows [:Jh:] (a pair of Sixes)
lee1130 [observer] said, "it's like watching a car wreck........."
mervhage collected 5845 from pot
mervhage said, "it's fun!!!!!!!!!"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5845 | Rake 0
Board [6c Qc 9c 6h 5d]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [7c 2c] and won (5845) with a flush, Queen high
*********** # 17 **************
PokerStars Game #3630280559: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:07:55 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1270 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1295 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12435 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:5h:]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
*********** # 18 **************
PokerStars Game #3630282644: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:08 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1270 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1280 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12450 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6c:
]
StHighPlayer: calls 30
mervhage said, "i got you guys ITM in 8 minutes"
mervhage: raises 12420 to 12450 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: calls 1250 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:5c: ]
mervhage said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [5c 4c 4h] [:5s:]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c 4h 5s] [:Qd:]
mervhage said, "nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:6c:] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
StHighPlayer: shows [:Ac:
] (two pair, Fives and Fours - Ace kicker)
StHighPlayer collected 2590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2590 | Rake 0
Board [5c 4c 4h 5s Qd]
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) showed [Ac Tc] and won (2590) with two
pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [6c 2s] and lost with two pair,
Fives and Fours
*********** # 19 **************
PokerStars Game #3630287879: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:39 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1240 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2590 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (11170 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Th:]
mervhage: raises 11140 to 11170 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
*********** # 20 **************
PokerStars Game #3630289841: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:51 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1225 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2560 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (11215 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ts:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage collected 30 from pot
mervhage: shows [Ts 3c] (high card Ten)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
*********** # 21 **************
PokerStars Game #3630291806: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:02 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1225 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2545 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (11230 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 11200 to 11230 and is all-in
pierre_poker: calls 1195 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:Th:
]
mervhage said, "hmm"
*** TURN *** [Th 3d 9h] [:Kc:]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3d 9h Kc] [:6h:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:8c:] (a straight, Six to Ten)
pierre_poker: shows [:9c:
] (three of a kind, Nines)
mervhage collected 2450 from pot
mervhage said, "yes1"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2450 | Rake 0
Board [Th 3d 9h Kc 6h]
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) showed [9c 9d] and lost with three of
a kind, Nines
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [8c 7d] and won (2450) with a
straight, Six to Ten
*********** # 22 **************
PokerStars Game #3630296712: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:33 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2545 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (12455 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:3h:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 12405 to 12455 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 100 from pot
mervhage said, "just go in"
mervhage said, "doesn't matter"
StHighPlayer said, "this was a funny *** game"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) collected (100)
*********** # 23 **************
PokerStars Game #3630299348: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:48 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2495 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12505 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 25
mervhage: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Tc:]
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer said, "no"
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (50)
*********** # 24 **************
PokerStars Game #3630300953: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:57 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2470 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12530 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kc:]
mervhage said, "yella habibi"
mervhage: raises 12480 to 12530 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) collected (100)
*********** # 25 **************
PokerStars Game #3630302835: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:10:09 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2420 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12580 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 25
mervhage: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:7d:]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (50)
*********** # 26 **************
PokerStars Game #3630304318: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:10:18 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2395 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12605 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Th:]
mervhage: raises 12555 to 12605 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: calls 2345 and is all-in
mervhage said, "gg"
*** FLOP *** [:4s: ]
*** TURN *** [4s Jd 7s] [:Jh:]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jd 7s Jh] [:Td:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
StHighPlayer: shows [:As:
] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
mervhage: shows [:Th:] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
mervhage said, "what did i say"
mervhage collected 4790 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4790 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jd 7s Jh Td]
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) showed [As 7c] and lost with two pair,
Jacks and Sevens
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) showed [Th Qc] and won (4790)
with two pair, Jacks and Tens
I busted the whole table in ten minutes, I cannot fuckin' believe it. This has to be a world record or something.
Naturally, I lose to the same asshole who forced me out a few hands earlier from what would have been a scooped pot for me.
I'm PISSED PISSED PISSED PISSED!!! These fuggin donks don't even know how to play the game these clueless fucks.
Anyways, in spite of several recent threads about blowing off steam at low level sngs, I decide to do just that. I jump onto Stars $3 sng and figure all in every hand, fuck it, I don't care.
The following is the HAND FOR HAND. I swear to God I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. By the way, I was laughing so hard the whole time, this is really a good remedy. ENJOY!
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #3630194355: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 00:59:12 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: chubbys 1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: jess193 (1500 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 10
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ah:
]
mervhage: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
chubbys 1: calls 1500 and is all-in
john9838: folds
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee has timed out
Munsee: folds
Munsee is sitting out
lee1130: folds
jess193: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:2s:
]
john9838 said, "lol"
Munsee has returned
*** TURN *** [2s 4c Jd] [:9h:]
jess193 said, "lmao"
lee1130 said, "oh"
*** RIVER *** [2s 4c Jd 9h] [:6d:]
lee1130 said, "my"
lee1130 said, "god"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Ah:
] (a pair of Aces)
chubbys 1: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Jack)
mervhage said, "good cal"
mervhage collected 3030 from pot
mervhage said, "call"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [2s 4c Jd 9h 6d]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [Ah Ad] and won (3030) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: chubbys 1 showed [Tc 3h] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 6: john9838 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: jess193 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #3630205693: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:00:21 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (3030 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: jess193 (1500 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 10
mervhage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ad:
]
john9838 said, "nice play screwball"
lee1130 said, "there's 1 at every table!"
john9838: folds
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: calls 20
jess193: raises 40 to 60
budzzzz: folds
john9838 said, "yep"
pierre_poker: folds
jess193 said, "at least"
StHighPlayer: calls 50
mervhage: raises 2970 to 3030 and is all-in
lee1130: folds
jess193: calls 1440 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:4h:
]
*** TURN *** [4h 7s Jc] [:4s:]
*** RIVER *** [4h 7s Jc 4s] [:Ah:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Ad:
] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
jess193: shows [:Jh:
] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
mervhage collected 3080 from pot
mervhage said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3080 | Rake 0
Board [4h 7s Jc 4s Ah]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) showed [Ad Qd] and won (3080) with two
pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 6: john9838 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop
Seat 10: jess193 showed [Jh Kh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #3630215548: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:01:21 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1420 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (4610 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1480 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 10
john9838: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:4h:
]
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: calls 20
john9838 said, "2"
lee1130 said, "well, at least we know early on who sat in the lucky
seat!"
lee1130: calls 20
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: calls 20
mervhage: raises 4590 to 4610 and is all-in
john9838: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage said, "i just came to blow off steam"
mervhage collected 100 from pot
lee1130 said, "are you gonna do this every hand???"
mervhage: shows [4h Ah] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) collected (100)
Seat 6: john9838 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop
*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #3630221758: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:01:58 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (4690 in chips)
Seat 6: john9838 (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1460 in chips)
john9838: posts small blind 10
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ad:
]
mervhage said, "yes"
Munsee: folds
lee1130 said, "cos it's really getting annoying!"
lee1130: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: calls 20
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage: raises 4670 to 4690 and is all-in
john9838: calls 1470 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
pierre_poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [:2s:
]
john9838 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [2s Kh 5c] [:8h:]
*** RIVER *** [2s Kh 5c 8h] [:Js:]
mervhage said, "thisis funny"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
john9838: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage: shows [:Ad:
] (a pair of Aces)
mervhage collected 3000 from pot
lee1130 said, "gotta love it....."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [2s Kh 5c 8h Js]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) showed [Ad Ac] and won (3000) with a pair of
Aces
Seat 6: john9838 (small blind) showed [Tc As] and lost with high card
Ace
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #3630228567: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:02:40 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (6210 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1460 in chips)
Munsee: posts small blind 10
lee1130: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Td:
]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 6190 to 6210 and is all-in
StHighPlayer is sitting out
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage collected (50)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: lee1130 (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #3630233202: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:03:08 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (6240 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: lee1130 (1440 in chips)
lee1130: posts small blind 10
budzzzz: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kd:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 6220 to 6240 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
lee1130: calls 1430 and is all-in
budzzzz: folds
*** FLOP *** [:3s:
]
lee1130 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [3s Qd 6s] [:As:]
mervhage said, "this is igged"
*** RIVER *** [3s Qd 6s As] [:7c:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lee1130: shows [:Jc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage: shows [:Kd:
] (a pair of Kings)
mervhage collected 2900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2900 | Rake 0
Board [3s Qd 6s As 7c]
Seat 1: budzzzz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage showed [Kd Ks] and won (2900) with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lee1130 (small blind) showed [Jc 8c] and lost with high card
Ace
*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #3630239333: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:03:46 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (7700 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 10
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kc:
]
mervhage: raises 7680 to 7700 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage collected (50)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #3630241656: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2006/01/14 - 01:04:00 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1380 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (7730 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Munsee (1470 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 10
mervhage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6h:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
Soulcaddy: folds
Munsee: raises 80 to 100
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: calls 100
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage: raises 7630 to 7730 and is all-in
Munsee: calls 1370 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [:As:
]
*** TURN *** [As 9s 4h] [:7h:]
*** RIVER *** [As 9s 4h 7h] [:3h:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:6h:
] (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
Munsee: shows [:Tc:
] (high card Ace)
mervhage collected 3050 from pot
mervhage said, "this is unreal"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3050 | Rake 0
Board [As 9s 4h 7h 3h]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) showed [6h 5h] and won (3050) with a
straight flush, Three to Seven
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Munsee showed [Tc Jh] and lost with high card Ace
*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #3630248782: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:04:44 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9310 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1480 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Qc:
]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9280 to 9310 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
mervhage said, "this is comedy"
mervhage collected 60 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
Soulcaddy said, "u can have my 15 lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) collected (60)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #3630253700: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:12 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9340 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1450 in chips)
Soulcaddy: posts small blind 15
budzzzz: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6d:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9310 to 9340 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
pierre_poker said, "stupid guy"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #3630256125: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:27 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1450 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9385 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
budzzzz: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:5c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9355 to 9385 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage said, "i said i came to blow off steam"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage collected (75)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #3630258219: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:05:40 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (1435 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1330 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (9430 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:3c:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 9400 to 9430 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: calls 1435 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage said, "big mistake"
*** FLOP *** [:2h:
]
*** TURN *** [2h Qs Kd] [:8h:]
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs Kd 8h] [:9s:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:3c:
] (a pair of Deuces)
budzzzz: shows [:As:
] (a pair of Queens)
mervhage said, "boooo"
budzzzz collected 2915 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2915 | Rake 0
Board [2h Qs Kd 8h 9s]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) showed [As Qc] and won (2915) with a pair of
Queens
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [3c 2d] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #3630263641: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:13 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1340 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (7995 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8s:
]
Soulcaddy: folds
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 30 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 14 **************
PokerStars Game #3630265508: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:25 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (8010 in chips)
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (1435 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
Soulcaddy: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Jh:
]
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 7980 to 8010 and is all-in
Soulcaddy: calls 1405 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:Qh:
]
*** TURN *** [Qh 2c Js] [:Qd:]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2c Js Qd] [:Tc:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:Jh:
] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Soulcaddy: shows [:7d:
] (a pair of Queens)
mervhage collected 2870 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2870 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 2c Js Qd Tc]
Seat 1: budzzzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pierre_poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [Jh Th] and won (2870) with two
pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 7: Soulcaddy (big blind) showed [7d As] and lost with a pair of
Queens
*********** # 15 **************
PokerStars Game #3630271014: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:06:58 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2915 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1315 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (9445 in chips)
budzzzz: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 9415 to 9445 and is all-in
budzzzz: folds
pierre_poker: folds
mervhage said, "wow"
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage said, "this is fun"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 1: budzzzz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
*********** # 16 **************
PokerStars Game #3630273541: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:07:13 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: budzzzz (2900 in chips)
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1285 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1325 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (9490 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:7c:
]
mervhage: raises 9460 to 9490 and is all-in
budzzzz: calls 2900 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [:6c:
]
mervhage said, "yes!!!!"
*** TURN *** [6c Qc 9c] [:6h:]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qc 9c 6h] [:5d:]
mervhage said, "what were you thinking?"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:7c:
] (a flush, Queen high)
budzzzz: shows [:Jh:
] (a pair of Sixes)
lee1130 [observer] said, "it's like watching a car wreck........."
mervhage collected 5845 from pot
mervhage said, "it's fun!!!!!!!!!"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5845 | Rake 0
Board [6c Qc 9c 6h 5d]
Seat 1: budzzzz (button) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage showed [7c 2c] and won (5845) with a flush, Queen high
*********** # 17 **************
PokerStars Game #3630280559: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:07:55 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1270 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1295 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12435 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:5h:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
*********** # 18 **************
PokerStars Game #3630282644: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:08 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1270 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (1280 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12450 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:6c:
]
StHighPlayer: calls 30
mervhage said, "i got you guys ITM in 8 minutes"
mervhage: raises 12420 to 12450 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: calls 1250 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:5c:
]
mervhage said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [5c 4c 4h] [:5s:]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c 4h 5s] [:Qd:]
mervhage said, "nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:6c:
] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
StHighPlayer: shows [:Ac:
] (two pair, Fives and Fours - Ace kicker)
StHighPlayer collected 2590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2590 | Rake 0
Board [5c 4c 4h 5s Qd]
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) showed [Ac Tc] and won (2590) with two
pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [6c 2s] and lost with two pair,
Fives and Fours
*********** # 19 **************
PokerStars Game #3630287879: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:39 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1240 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2590 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (11170 in chips)
pierre_poker: posts small blind 15
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Th:
]
mervhage: raises 11140 to 11170 and is all-in
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 75 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) collected (75)
*********** # 20 **************
PokerStars Game #3630289841: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:08:51 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1225 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2560 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (11215 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 15
mervhage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Ts:
]
pierre_poker: folds
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer is sitting out
mervhage collected 30 from pot
mervhage: shows [Ts 3c] (high card Ten)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pierre_poker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (30)
*********** # 21 **************
PokerStars Game #3630291806: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:02 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: pierre_poker (1225 in chips)
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2545 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (11230 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 15
pierre_poker: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:8c:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage: raises 11200 to 11230 and is all-in
pierre_poker: calls 1195 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [:Th:
]
mervhage said, "hmm"
*** TURN *** [Th 3d 9h] [:Kc:]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3d 9h Kc] [:6h:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mervhage: shows [:8c:
] (a straight, Six to Ten)
pierre_poker: shows [:9c:
] (three of a kind, Nines)
mervhage collected 2450 from pot
mervhage said, "yes1"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2450 | Rake 0
Board [Th 3d 9h Kc 6h]
Seat 2: pierre_poker (big blind) showed [9c 9d] and lost with three of
a kind, Nines
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mervhage (small blind) showed [8c 7d] and won (2450) with a
straight, Six to Ten
*********** # 22 **************
PokerStars Game #3630296712: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:33 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2545 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: mervhage (12455 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:3h:
]
StHighPlayer has returned
mervhage: raises 12405 to 12455 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 100 from pot
mervhage said, "just go in"
mervhage said, "doesn't matter"
StHighPlayer said, "this was a funny *** game"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) collected (100)
*********** # 23 **************
PokerStars Game #3630299348: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:48 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2495 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12505 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 25
mervhage: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Tc:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
StHighPlayer said, "no"
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (50)
*********** # 24 **************
PokerStars Game #3630300953: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:09:57 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2470 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12530 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Kc:
]
mervhage said, "yella habibi"
mervhage: raises 12480 to 12530 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) collected (100)
*********** # 25 **************
PokerStars Game #3630302835: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:10:09 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2420 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12580 in chips)
StHighPlayer: posts small blind 25
mervhage: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:7d:
]
StHighPlayer: folds
mervhage collected 50 from pot
mervhage: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (button) (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mervhage (big blind) collected (50)
*********** # 26 **************
PokerStars Game #3630304318: Tournament #18021323, Hold'em No Limit -
Level III (25/50) - 2006/01/14 - 01:10:18 (ET)
Table '18021323 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (2395 in chips)
Seat 4: mervhage (12605 in chips)
mervhage: posts small blind 25
StHighPlayer: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mervhage [:Th:
]
mervhage: raises 12555 to 12605 and is all-in
StHighPlayer: calls 2345 and is all-in
mervhage said, "gg"
*** FLOP *** [:4s:
]
*** TURN *** [4s Jd 7s] [:Jh:]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jd 7s Jh] [:Td:]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
StHighPlayer: shows [:As:
] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
mervhage: shows [:Th:
] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
mervhage said, "what did i say"
mervhage collected 4790 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4790 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jd 7s Jh Td]
Seat 3: StHighPlayer (big blind) showed [As 7c] and lost with two pair,
Jacks and Sevens
Seat 4: mervhage (button) (small blind) showed [Th Qc] and won (4790)
with two pair, Jacks and Tens
I busted the whole table in ten minutes, I cannot fuckin' believe it. This has to be a world record or something.
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by aj » Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:33 am
Masterful! I particularly enjoyed the way you played into the straight flush in hand #8. Kinda interesting that the worst you got called through all of it was "stupid guy". Remind me to call you down every time in the next forum trmt. 
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by mervhage » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:39 am
Thank you, thank you, you are far too kind. I assure you everything was planned, including the runner runner straight flush .
It really was lots of fun and I'm sure it was pure coincidence. I agree that the starting hands were ridiculous. The 7c2c that flopped a flush vs AJo was funny too, even though I prefer my 72 to be offsuit.
LSU, did you serve in Iraq or did you live there? I'm Arabic so you know we toss that word around like nothing. Actually, the guy's avatar looked like an Arabic person, so I threw it out there to see if he was.
.
It really was lots of fun and I'm sure it was pure coincidence. I agree that the starting hands were ridiculous. The 7c2c that flopped a flush vs AJo was funny too, even though I prefer my 72 to be offsuit.
LSU, did you serve in Iraq or did you live there? I'm Arabic so you know we toss that word around like nothing. Actually, the guy's avatar looked like an Arabic person, so I threw it out there to see if he was.
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by mervhage » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:40 am
Carrera wrote:p.s. I hope you can make the forum tourney later on
I planned on it, but the family and I have some things to do today, since Saturday afternoons are our time to do stuff together.
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by lsutiger » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:02 pm
I was in Basrah for a 5 month vacation. I had 7 Iraqis who worked for me in IT and also who helped clean and I learned some Arabic from them. We used to joke and call then "habibti." (habibi is "my friend" referring to a man friend, habibti is"my friend" referring to a woman) They would then explain why that was wrong and it took them about 2 weeks to figure out that we were joking with them. of course, they would call us all kind of things in Arabic and then laugh at us once they realized that we were kidding with them and that we wouldn't be offended.
Totally different culture. I liked the guys I worked with - I just wonder if they are ok - haven't heard from them in a year.
I don't miss running around in 120 degree heat with a weapon and all my gear. Driving there was fun, but I could go the rest of my life without doing it again.
Here is a pic from down near nasiriyah. I am the guy on the far right.
http://www.cherbebe.com/images/iraq.jpg
Totally different culture. I liked the guys I worked with - I just wonder if they are ok - haven't heard from them in a year.
I don't miss running around in 120 degree heat with a weapon and all my gear. Driving there was fun, but I could go the rest of my life without doing it again.
Here is a pic from down near nasiriyah. I am the guy on the far right.
http://www.cherbebe.com/images/iraq.jpg
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by zardnok » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:02 pm
I love the hand histories. Perhaps some of the most entertaining poker I have seen in years!
As for the other tangents this thread has ventured upon, I lived in Saudi from 80-91 and currently live in Louisiana.
As for the other tangents this thread has ventured upon, I lived in Saudi from 80-91 and currently live in Louisiana.
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