Dumbest thing you've ever done?

[randy72560]

I thought this would be an interesting topic.. I can name off a lot of shit I've done that's stupid, so I'm going to have to put some thought into it..

How about you??

[mewsiclovr]

I was going to type something, but now I'm too embarrassed to.

[LadyWrestler]

I was going to type something, but now I'm too embarrassed to.

That is similar to my decision NOT to post anything in this thread resembling a detailed, meaningful response. (I have removed certain articles of clothing in some rather unusual settings. Nuff said.)

[johnny]

I martingaled BJ before I learned how to count. Came out ahead though. :p

I fired a shareholder before finding out they have insurance policies that would have covered the six figure legal expense.

"Loaned" money.

I'd post others but it would only reinstigate legal proceedings.

[faquewdikhed]

deposited $50 onto party poker 2 years ago

[sfustsh]

"Have sex with little miss gangbang over here without a rubber."

[micloren]

Drove my pickup truck in high school through an intersection that had a 7 foot slope on the other side at 70 miles an hour.

I almost landed "on top" of the car in front of me because they had slowed down in order to take the slope without incident.

Everything that was attached by glue or hinges in my car broke off and hit me and my friend in the face (Rear view mirrors dont feel good when they smack you in the face).

My spare tire broke off from underneath my car and started rolling down the road next to me.

My tailgate popped off its hinges and flipped around scratching up my new paint job.

My shocks were destroyed.

.... Luckily i recovered nicely from the 7 foot fall, didn't land on the car infront of me, and didn't kill myself. Furthermore, I didn't say a word to my parents.

By the way, 3 Quarter Ton Chevy's are a beast.


Funny thing was, about 3 weeks later my brother wanted to trade cars. Without hesitation i agreed. About half a year later he started having all kinds of problems with the engine. We finally sold it and got a decent amount of money off of it. 2 Years later i finally told him what happened (not the parents though). He laughed and said he did something similar a few months before with the Ranger i was driving. Luckily nothing is screwed up except for the carpet to my knowledge.

[mewsiclovr]

Drove my pickup truck in high school through an intersection that had a 7 foot slope on the other side at 70 miles an hour.

I almost landed "on top" of the car in front of me because they had slowed down in order to take the slope without incident.

Everything that was attached by glue or hinges in my car broke off and hit me and my friend in the face (Rear view mirrors dont feel good when they smack you in the face).

My spare tire broke off from underneath my car and started rolling down the road next to me.

My tailgate popped off its hinges and flipped around scratching up my new paint job.

My shocks were destroyed.

.... Luckily i recovered nicely from the 7 foot fall, didn't land on the car infront of me, and didn't kill myself. Furthermore, I didn't say a word to my parents.

By the way, 3 Quarter Ton Chevy's are a beast.


Funny thing was, about 3 weeks later my brother wanted to trade cars. Without hesitation i agreed. About half a year later he started having all kinds of problems with the engine. We finally sold it and got a decent amount of money off of it. 2 Years later i finally told him what happened (not the parents though). He laughed and said he did something similar a few months before with the Ranger i was driving. Luckily nothing is screwed up except for the carpet to my knowledge.

winnar, awesome!

[randy72560]

I was going to type something, but now I'm too embarrassed to

C'mon, share with us Mew~

[hiho]

Got married

[randy72560]

I guess I did start it.... There is so many thing I did when I was younger that I'm not proud of..

My first marriage comes to mind... When I split from my ex wife, her best friend moved in with me... Then the ex wife moved back in and we all lived together for a little while... DON"T EVER DO THAT! Not a cool as it sounds..

I got pulled over for speeding one night w/ a half pound of pot in my car.. The cop was pretty nice but I bitched and yelled at him the whole time he was writing me a ticket... Luckily, all I got was a speeding fine... Thinking back, it's amazing I never ended up in jail.

I set a guy's work truck on fire one night after trying to get him to come out of his house... I don't blame him for not coming out because I had already hit him in the face with a shovel... He kinda deserved it though.. Long story..

Luckily, my wife whipped my ass into shape or I'm sure I would be in a totally different place in my life.. Jail probably.. Dead maybe... Now that I've re-read this, I hope you guys don't think I'm nuts!

[sfustsh]

Luckily, my wife whipped my ass into shape or I'm sure I would be in a totally different place in my life.. Jail probably.. Dead maybe... Now that I've re-read this, I hope you guys don't think I'm nuts!

Hot.

Anyway, a half POUND of pot? What is that like $2500?

[hultin]

8oz $2500? LOL no way... not unless its like some crazy shit. It was probably about 1k, unless he knew the guy really well then I would say 800.

The dumbest thing I ever did is try to get with one of my friends girls. Even though their relationship was in the dump it was still a horrible idea. Drama is bad, I wont do that again. Instead I will wait until they actually break up next time .

Other than that.... probably taking 1g of pure DXM. Never did anything like that again since then, vomiting for 4 hours, felt like i was gonna die. Not fun.

[mewsiclovr]

C'mon, share with us Mew~

The tl;dr version is I broke into my friends' house and got chased out by their dog.

[sfustsh]

Man I'm paying too much for pot then..