Good Freakin Lord

[mervhage]

What the flip is going on at bodog? Let me give you the scenario, 3 tables, one of each NL hold 'em, PLO and PLO hi/lo. Buy in $25 for all.

On all three tables, there is one maniac (all different people) who will make you think that Stevie Wonder is behind the controls.

NL table:

I'm watching a guy call a $9 bet on the flop with bottom pair of dueces and bet $9 on the turn with bottom pair and outdraw a guy with two pair to make Q2 two pair (ragged board, but still). Umm, okay. Two hands later he makes some other unreal play and is sitting on $112. Two hands later he donks off $60 to one kid (I laid down top pair on that one, b/c I was pretty sure "solid" kid had a very strong hand). Two hands later I get JJ UTG and I'm getting nervous. I'm worried about Donkey King. I raise a $1. I get one call from MP and Donkey King raises $2 from the SB. Oh Jesus here we go. I call as does MP. Flop is 3 8 8. Donkey King bets $10. Well sir, if you can beat JJ with some stupid hand that you have, then congrats. I raise all in for $30. MP folds and Donkey King calls and shows....................................... 92o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are drawing pretty much dead. I was a little nervous, but I had to push, JJ is way too strong against this guy. Lucky he didn't have 82 .



PLO:

One HORRIBLE HORRIBLE player calls a $20 bet on the turn with a lone pair of queens while I have bottom two (which I know are good, don't ask how, I'm good like that) and pairs a rag on the river to take down a nice sized pot. Well fuck you very much.

Several hands later I double up through him with a straight vs his set. I bet the pot on the river and he raised me all in (which he had me covered). Thanks, I got some money back.

A few minutes later, I clean him out when I river a flush since he bet a quarter on the flop and turn. I bet pot he raises all in for his last few $ and he has two pair. See ya!!!!! It's nice I got my $ back, plus his buy in .



PLO hi/lo:

One hand. Three guys all in, I'm watching this idiot put $25 in with 2359 vs AAxx and A2xx. Needless to say the flop is J J 5 and Donk-o-rama rivers a 5. Holy cow, how could three donks be on each table and crazy shit go down like that?

[goofyballer]

Yesterday: 66 in SB

flop 6 4 4
turn 4
BB goes all in
I say "if you hit your one outer, then nice hand sir"
K4s
I lose

[lsutiger]

Hitting a 1 outer is good, right?

lol - I raised QQ 2x preflop and got called by the button holding K3o. He get his set of 3s....I got to check and call because he shows strength.....

I aksed "K3o?" His reply "YUP!"

I finished an hour down $20 - he was up $80. He hit every single one of his ludicrous draws (or prayers...geez). I found another table. I don't mind getting burned every once in a while, but when someone is hitting everything, no need to lend your bankroll...

[alanpsych]

PLO:

One HORRIBLE HORRIBLE player calls a $20 bet on the turn with a lone pair of queens while I have bottom two (which I know are good, don't ask how, I'm good like that) and pairs a rag on the river to take down a nice sized pot. Well fuck you very much.

Bottom two?? Good read, but even assuming he's got no other draws (hardly ever happens in O), he's still got 17 outs.