I knew it!!!

[mervhage]

All I have to do is play like a total jackass, make incorrect moves, defy pot odds and such and I win!

***** Hand History for Game 4063916549 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, April 23, 00:47:38 ET 2006
Table Longs Peak (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: localboy93 ( $20.52 )
Seat 3: tr0ck ( $19.18 )
Seat 4: mwilso16 ( $18.88 )
Seat 5: Callion ( $15.93 )
Seat 6: Toriah ( $11.80 )
Seat 1: mervhage ( $20.48 )
Toriah posts small blind [$0.10].
mervhage posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
localboy93 calls [$0.25].
tr0ck folds.
mwilso16 calls [$0.25].
Callion calls [$0.25].
Toriah raises [$0.90].
mervhage calls [$0.75].
localboy93 calls [$0.75].
mwilso16 calls [$0.75].
Callion folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
Toriah bets [$2].
mervhage calls [$2].
localboy93 folds.
mwilso16 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
Toriah bets [$2.80].
mervhage calls [$2.80].
** Dealing River ** [ ]
Toriah bets [$1].
>You have options at Just Hafta Table!.
mervhage raises [$6].
Toriah could not respond in time.(disconnected)
mervhage shows [ , ] two pairs, fours and threes.
Toriah doesn't show [ , ] a pair of nines.
mervhage wins $5 from side pot #1 with two pairs, fours and threes.
mervhage wins $15.10 from the main pot with two pairs, fours and threes.

Wait a second... I just realized this douche bag was discon. I'm sure it was intentional. He didn't want to call. Such BS. That slimy bastard!!!!!!!!!!

[mervhage]

You see, play smart and here's the difference:

***** Hand History for Game 4064201599 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, April 23, 01:19:10 ET 2006
Table Just Hafta (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 3: Icebird_Worm ( $24.65 )
Seat 4: AlexBlade ( $14.35 )
Seat 5: deknor ( $14.77 )
Seat 10: searcyc2 ( $36.50 )
Seat 8: mervhage ( $26.05 )
Seat 2: BigJohnsonII ( $30.43 )
Seat 7: Mitey_Mite ( $7 )
Seat 6: Le_ReQuin ( $25 )
Seat 9: ChipMagnet357 ( $5.77 )
BigJohnsonII posts small blind [$0.10].
Icebird_Worm posts big blind [$0.25].
ChipMagnet357 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mervhage [ ]
AlexBlade raises [$0.50].
deknor calls [$0.50].
mervhage calls [$0.50].
ChipMagnet357 calls [$0.25].
searcyc2 folds.
BigJohnsonII folds.
Icebird_Worm folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
AlexBlade checks.
deknor checks.
mervhage bets [$2].
>You have options at Longs Peak Table!.
ChipMagnet357 calls [$2].
AlexBlade folds.
deknor calls [$2].
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
deknor checks.
mervhage bets [$6.64].
ChipMagnet357 is all-In [$3.27]
deknor folds.
** Dealing River ** [ ]
>You have options at Longs Peak Table!.
mervhage shows [ , ] three of a kind, tens.
ChipMagnet357 shows [ , ] a straight, three to seven.
mervhage wins $3.37 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, tens.
ChipMagnet357 wins $14.19 from the main pot with a straight, three to seven.

In the last week, almost all of my sets have been going down in flames like this. LOL at this douche bag sitting with $5 at the table. He's afraid of calling bets I guess.

[goofyballer]

Hand 1: FOLD FLOP OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING, then report villain. I'm not joking.

[mervhage]

Hand 1: FOLD FLOP OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING, then report villain. I'm not joking.

I know, it was almost 1 in the morning and my eyes were half open and some how or another I concluded that my straight draw was open-ended. And even if it wasn't, I liked what I saw baby wooo!

How do you go about reporting these jagoffs?

[goofyballer]

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