I don't understand how people can breath

[iplaycards]

Could I have done anything differently other than breaking my other hand as well?


Seat 1: kmga (13345 in chips)
Seat 2: aceviper (27110 in chips)
Seat 3: DFman777 (8695 in chips)
Seat 4: Riverloser (19295 in chips)
Seat 5: D3andDgirls (37654 in chips)
Seat 6: Haldeman101 (16914 in chips)
Seat 7: airborneQOR (33910 in chips)
Seat 8: T2B3 (26875 in chips)
Seat 9: brobbs2 (12460 in chips)
kmga: posts the ante 50
aceviper: posts the ante 50
DFman777: posts the ante 50
Riverloser: posts the ante 50
D3andDgirls: posts the ante 50
Haldeman101: posts the ante 50
airborneQOR: posts the ante 50
T2B3: posts the ante 50
brobbs2: posts the ante 50
T2B3: posts small blind 400
brobbs2: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to airborneQOR [Ah Kd]
kmga: folds
aceviper: folds
DFman777: folds
Riverloser: raises 1422 to 2222
D3andDgirls: folds
Haldeman101: calls 2222
airborneQOR: raises 9778 to 12000
T2B3: folds
brobbs2: folds
Riverloser: folds
Haldeman101: raises 4864 to 16864 and is all-in
airborneQOR: calls 4864
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d 9h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d 9h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d 9h 2c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Haldeman101: shows [5c 6c] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
airborneQOR: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Aces)
airborneQOR said, "ok"
Haldeman101 collected 37600 from pot
Riverloser said, "??"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37600 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 6d 9h 2c 5s]
Seat 1: kmga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: aceviper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DFman777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Riverloser folded before Flop
Seat 5: D3andDgirls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Haldeman101 showed [5c 6c] and won (37600) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 7: airborneQOR (button) showed [Ah Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: T2B3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: brobbs2 (big blind) folded before Flop


HMMM lol poker I guess.. more like bingo. oh well

[zardnok]

And here in lies Z-Moneys second rule of Poker.

2. Even idiots catch cards.

My response in a situation like this is "Nice hand". It sounds trite to say it, but people like hearing "Nice hand" and it is an encouraging phrase. People hear "Nice hand" and they want to play another hand like that again. So the next time idiot boy catches 5-6, he is gonna be tossing chips around for you to pick up. You know he is an idiot. I know he is an idiot. Everyone else at the table knows he is an idiot. But he is a lucky idiot; which brings up Z-Moneys third rule of Poker.

3. Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good.