I can't believe I won this hand

[goofyballer]

I, too, have my donkey moments. I was getting ready to call him a fish for whatever garbage he was playing, when all of a sudden...I won???

And wow, this guy sucks. Name intentionally left in HH.

And I'm pissed because I'm down $1.20 at the $0.10-$0.10 PL table I'm playing on the side.

EDIT: I can't believe I'm down $8 at this stupid fucking $0.10-$0.10 PL table!!! These douchebags both rivered my two pair in a big pot, one caught a flush and the other caught a better two pair. Stupid donkeys!!!!

PokerRoom No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($70.50)
MP2 ($179.25)
CO ($111.50)
Hero ($118)
SB ($85.40)
x Max Poker ($91.50)
UTG ($96)
UTG+1 ($89.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with :as, :kh.
5 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, x Max Poker calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) :jd, :8h, :js (2 players)
x Max Poker checks, Hero bets $5, x Max Poker calls $5.

Turn: ($18.50) :9d (2 players)
x Max Poker checks, Hero bets $10, x Max Poker calls $10.

River: ($38.50) :4d (2 players)
x Max Poker checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $38.50

Results in white below:
x Max Poker has Ah Qs (one pair, jacks).
Hero has As Kh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $38.50.