Hand Replayer -- What's Up?

[jp]

You're going to fit right in here.

[tightpoker]

This male bonding thing brings tears to my eyes in a NAMBLA sort of way. :p

[qingdaoman]

This male bonding thing brings tears to my eyes in a NAMBLA sort of way

Women will never understand male bonding, just as men will never understand female bonding (what IS it with women all having to take a partner to the toilet with them?!?). So we like to talk about (and compare) our "dangling carrots"? Hell, these days, we don't just compare, we whip 'em out and do tricks with 'em! (Anyone here seen "Puppetry of the Penis"? A must-see for those guys who need creative ideas how to get the most out of their "dangling carrot")

I think that women are just jealous that they don't have a part of their anatomy which is so versatile, and provides so many hours of enjoyment.

[darkdenim]

Us mods just have some features that help us try to keep the monkeys here somewhat contained.

Well, excuse us, monkey!

I run my own discussion board, so am all too familiar with the roving packs of semi-illiterate morons who seem to think that profanity, insults about your mother, and unsupported claims of superiority constitute intelligent or witty dialogue.

Heyy MJ or JP when iz da nes freee rolll?

[jp]

Us mods just have some features that help us try to keep the monkeys here somewhat contained.

Well, excuse us, monkey!

My original quote has been edited just for you.

[scotty1139]

This male bonding thing brings tears to my eyes in a NAMBLA sort of way

Women will never understand male bonding, just as men will never understand female bonding (what IS it with women all having to take a partner to the toilet with them?!?). So we like to talk about (and compare) our "dangling carrots"? Hell, these days, we don't just compare, we whip 'em out and do tricks with 'em! (Anyone here seen "Puppetry of the Penis"? A must-see for those guys who need creative ideas how to get the most out of their "dangling carrot")

I think that women are just jealous that they don't have a part of their anatomy which is so versatile, and provides so many hours of enjoyment.

While I find your interpretation of "dangling carrot" somewhat humorous, you should know that I was not using the phrase as a euphemism for penis, but rather as it is conventionally known, an object of incentive & motivation. The metaphoric carrot of which I speak is a special section of the forum for regular members of the forum, which is in your future should you continue to contribute to discussions and the like.

[qingdaoman]

While I find your interpretation of "dangling carrot" somewhat humorous, you should know that I was not using the phrase as a euphemism for penis

LOL -- I was quite aware of the intended usage, ie. dangling the carrot in front of the donkey. I just figured that my interpretation would engender more responses

The metaphoric carrot of which I speak is a special section of the forum for regular members of the forum, which is in your future should you continue to contribute to discussions and the like

Ah, yup, seems like virtually every forum (including my own) has a section like that...a place for people who've proven themselves, where regs can get away from the general populace.

So...who's carrot do I have to stroke to get in there?

[momowheeler]

So...who's carrot do I have to stroke to get in there?

I dont have a key to give away but I can put in a good word..... the lube is on the nightstand

[jp]

So...who's carrot do I have to stroke to get in there?

I dont have a key to give away but I can put in a good word..... the lube is on the nightstand

...and the llama is in the back room.

[nurelic]

So...who's carrot do I have to stroke to get in there?

I dont have a key to give away but I can put in a good word..... the lube is on the nightstand

...and the llama is in the back room.

...and Miamipuck is rolling the video!

NuRelic

[aj]

OK boys, sheesh, I feel I need to chime in here.

Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.

At ease everyone.

[qingdaoman]

OK boys, sheesh, I feel I need to chime in here.

Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.

OBVIOUSLY, someone is suffering from carrot envy!

[nurelic]

OK boys, sheesh, I feel I need to chime in here.

Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.

OBVIOUSLY, someone is suffering from carrot envy!

...if you know what he means!

NuRelic

[qingdaoman]

On a slightly different note (as if this topic has not yet had enough tangents)...just what IS it with all the initials? MJ, JP, AJ, etc.?

And...hey...why do they ALL have a "J" in them?

I'm thinkin' that perhaps this is a topic for the conspiracy forum...is this actually some sort of secret consortium? Aliens? Illuminati? Smurfs?

And just what does this all have to do with carrots? Inquiring minds (or at least minds with a terrible lack of anything more important to contemplate) want to know...

[nurelic]

Well, I would have gone with a "J" but NuJelic and JuRelic just didn't look (or sound) right.

NuRelic